Facetious Jerk

As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world: fuck that!

From Halo Wars

Requested by portsunrise

Oh Yahtzee, you and your words.

oh god…can’t unsee

AAAAAAAAAA

Why is this so funny? every time I see this it makes me laugh

well shit. I had chipotle for lunch and now I want it again…

this^

North Carolina:

Where you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin

GAARRRHHH

QUIT PUTTING THINGS ABOUT THE AVENGERS I HAVENT SEEN IT YET DX

“All I do is eat, eat, eat…no matter what”

I hate you… so much. I’M SO HUNGRY